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Down with the deck! The Function "No Kings Trump Playing Card" Crew Socks deal out the sass and say it loud: no kings, no crowns, no nonsense. Featuring a bold all-over print of Trump-styled playing cards crossed out with “No Kings,” these socks are perfect for protestors, voters, and anyone who prefers democracy over a stacked hand.
Whether you’re hitting the streets, the polls, or the couch, these socks make a powerful (and hilarious) political statement. Made from a breathable and comfortable polyester blend, they’re designed for all-day wear without cramping your style—or your freedom. Fit for men’s sizes 6-12 and women’s sizes 7-13, they’re a great gift for activists, Democrats, and anyone ready to shuffle the deck and deal a better future.
Slip these on, take a stand, and keep your democracy on its toes—one step at a time.
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