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"Ditch the throne and wear the revolution with the Function No Kings Dad Hat. Featuring premium embroidery of a crossed-out crown and the words ""No Kings,"" this hat makes a bold, stylish statement against authoritarianism, monarchy vibes, and oversized egos. Perfect for political protests, casual rebellion, or just telling the world you answer to no one, this hat is made from premium chino twill with a relaxed, unstructured fit that’s just as comfortable as it is clever. The adjustable strapback ensures it fits any freedom-loving head—no crown required. Made for activists, voters, satirists, and anyone who thinks power should be earned, not inherited. It’s democracy... but make it fashion."

